Sasa's 18th

I'm the muse

1. Paul Joshua Alcachupas

    Mister Superficial 

2. Juan Carlos Santillan

Mister Romantic

 3. Miguel Delos Santos

Mister Funnyman

4. Bon Alistair Carpena

Mister Mysterious

5. Robert Julius Sosa

Mister High Class 

THE 10 COÑOMMANDMENTS

1. Thou shall make gamit “make+pandiwa”.

ex. “Let’s make pasok na to our class!”

“Wait lang! I’m making kain pa!”

“Come on na, we can’t make hintay anymore! It’s in another building pa, you know?”

2. Thou shall make kalat “noh”, “diba” and “eh” in your pangungusap.

ex. “I don’t like to make lakad in the baha nga, no? Eh diba it’s like, so

eew, diba?”

“What ba: stop nga being maarte noh?”

“Eh as if you want naman also, diba?”

3. When making describe a whatever, always say “It’s SO pang-uri!”

ex. “It’s so malaki, you know, and so mainit!”

“I know right? So sarap nga, eh!”

“You’re making me inggit naman.. I’ll make bili nga my own burger.”

4. When you are lalaki, make parang punctuation “dude”, ‘tsong” or “pare”

ex. “Dude, CHEM ENG. is so hirap, pare.”

“I know, tsong, I got bagsak nga in quiz one, eh”

5. Thou shall know you know? I know right!

ex. “My bag is so bigat today, you know”

“I know, right! We have to make dala pa kasi the jumbo Physics book eh!”

6. Make gawa the plural of pangngalans like in English or Spanish .

ex. “I have so many tigyawats, oh!”

7. Like, when you can make kaya, always use like. Like, I know right?

ex. “Like, it’s so init naman!”

“Yah! The aircon, it’s, like sira!”

8. Make yourself feel so galing by translating the last word of your

sentence, you know, your pangungusap?

ex. “Kakainis naman in the LRT! How plenty tao, you know, people?”

“It’s so tight nga there, eh, you know, masikip?”

9. Make gamit of plenty abbreviations, you know, daglat?”

ex. “Like, OMG! It’s like traffic sa LRT”

“I know right? It’s so kaka!”

“Kaka?”

“Kakaasar!”

10. Make gamit the pinakamaarte voice and pronunciation you have para full

effect!

ex. “I’m, like, making aral at the Arrhneo!”

“Me naman, I’m from Lazzahl!”

(c) http://www.facebook.com/groups/NarinigKoSaUP/permalink/10151127656258369/

SO

"I can't give you the whole world and even if I can, I will not give you the whole world because it will not make you happy. What I can give you is my love, presence and support which can also be shortened for myself. I can give you myself because I swear I will make you happy." 

Swey  ♥

This is not a status update

Have you ever wonder if you like the person you are slowly becoming? Or now, do you like yourself now? Is this what you saw when you were a little girl imagining yourself as a teenager? 

I haven't, not until today.

     I don't know where these are all coming from but I don't like myself. I'm at a stage where I'm like a dry leaf floating wherever the wind is taking me. I have no goals, I don't know what I want to do in my life & I just let my fucked up 'destiny' make my next move. They say that this is normal for those people who are well off, people who least suffered from hunger or deprivation from material stuff, Well, fancy is it not? ugh! 

     What the hell do I want to do with my life? Has reality changed me and shattered even my wildest dreams? As of now, all I know is that I want to graduate soon and work.  What? I don't know. Where, i do not know either. In the end, I know that i'll end up working in my father's restaurant, but is that what I want? Have I accepted fact already that's why I'm left with no aspirations whatsoever? Will I be happy there and do I have the characteristics of a businessman? 

     I doubt myself, I doubt myself too much because I know myself. I know that i'm too lazy to work my butt off just to fulfill my dreams, but this can't be. I will not let laziness ruin my multi-neon-colored future. This week I shall write down my short term goals and long term goals with the following steps to achieve them. 

SO HELP ME GOD. 

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(c) Jo Villanueva